FatOne is very hard to please.

FatOne are very Hard to Please ... ( Some might be true ... who knows ? )

If u TREAT him nicely, he says deserve it;
If u Don't, he says u are against him.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have INTENTIONS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, [nah, it's impossible].

If u don't know him, he tries to invest in u;
If u know him! , he will try to ROI u.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says it's an update;
If u don't, he says that u hide things from him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he is RIGHT.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so (with 1001 reasons).

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, he is forced.